All the yums. One place. Non-stop.

The first in a series of "The Fat" events - secret luxury bacchanalias centered around a single rare or unreasonably delicious ingredient that we don't get enough of in our daily lives.

The Fat: Lobster

All you can eat lobster.

All you can drink champagne.

Butter Fountains.

Location: Hidden and Awesome

Food: Delicious and Limitless

We have 1,000+ pounds of lobster (lobster rolls, lobster tails, lobster claws, split lobster) - there's no way in hell it's going to run out. And you won't have to deal with annoying shells like the hoi polloi - it's all done for you!

Butter fountains. Yes, fountains of flowing drawn butter to bathe your lobster in - and a variety of non-butter based dipping sauces for said lobster.

You will also get the following totally amazing things to commemorate/facilitate this Bacchanalia:

- The Fat: Lobster Silk-screened linen lobster bib

- 16oz Mason Jar with The Fat: Lobster Stock (fresh made during the event)

- Invitation to take pics with 1,000 lbs of lobster (pre-event)

- Envy of your friends /Disdain from militant vegetarians/Fear from those allergic to shellfish

Ticket Descriptions:

Gluttony
This basic ticket entitles you to explore the depths of your gluttony. All you can eat lobster, all you can drink champagne and all the other good stuff from the linen lobster bibs to the take-home lobster stock.

Gluttony+Sloth
Same delicious as the Gluttony ticket but, with the added deadly sin of Sloth: We provide you with a personal man-servant during the entire event to bring you food and drink, so you don't have to move or hold things. Because really, you have better things to do with your limbs.

Envy

You get to watch a bunch of awesome people have an amazing time, eat all the lobster they can and drink all the champagne they can. This will be via Skype so, you can chat with guests who will be glad to tell you how ridiculously delicious and fun this is and how much it sucks you weren't able to actually be there.